Tuesday, January 14, was the day Kip Grady learned that loud blenders and hangovers didn’t mix.
He hadn’t meant to drink so much last night, but Chuck and Jimmy had been in town and he hadn’t seen those guys in months. It wasn’t like he’d gotten wrecked. He had been aware that he needed to be at work at six the next morning, but he’d still managed to drink just enough to make the high-powered blenders his mortal enemy.
But he had a job to do. And that job was to make the best damn smoothie he could for the busy-looking woman waiting at the counter.
“Here you are, ma’am.” He tried not to wince as he handed the customer her order. “One Green Warrior smoothie with a wheatgrass shot.”
He glanced at the clock. Six-thirty. Jesus Christ.
There was no time to rest his head on the inviting pile of oranges that sat on the counter. The weekday morning rush at Straw+Berry tended to be steady right up until nine. Maria was working with him this morning, and that was cool. They worked well together because, while neither of them was particularly invested in this job, they took it seriously and did everything they were supposed to. Plus, she was funny.
“Which of these damn smoothies cures a hangover?” Kip moaned when the shop was briefly empty.
“Um, none. But allegedly the watermelon one.”
“Okay. I’m going to make myself a giant watermelon one with, like, five Advils in it.”
“I think you mean five ‘wellness boosts.’”
“So what were you up to last night, anyway?” Maria asked.
“Oh, just hanging out with some college friends.”
“Yeah? Are they cute?”
“Nah. I don’t know. Not my type.” Chuck was big, burly, and bearded. Jimmy was the complete opposite: short, slim, and looked about seven years younger than he actually was.
“Are they super-successful juice-bar baristas too?”
“You wear an apron. That’s pretty great.”
“Yeah, I’m super proud.”
“And a ball cap with a little strawberry embroidered on it. Come on!”
Kip threw a chunk of frozen pineapple at her.
“You are the best and I love you,” he sighed happily.
“I know. Now look alive! We’ve got businesswomen coming in and they want liquefied kale!”
It was another hour of steady rush before Kip was finally able to enjoy the quiet that Maria had promised him. She went to the back room to chop fruit and vegetables, and he slumped onto a chair he had dragged behind the counter and pressed his face against the wall. It was a nice, cool wall.
He hadn’t even realized he had closed his eyes until he was startled by someone clearing their throat. Not aggressively. Just enough to let him know they were there.
Kip’s mouth may have dropped open like a cartoon character’s. Possibly his jaw was on the floor, and his tongue may have rolled out of his mouth like a carpet. It just so happened that the hottest man he had ever seen was standing in front of him.
“Um, what can I get for you?” Kip managed.
The man was tall, blond, and, well, ripped. And Kip knew he was ripped because he was wearing a ridiculously tight Under Armour zip-up jacket thing and sweatpants. He must have just finished a run, the way his damp hair clung to his forehead and his skin glistened with sweat.
“Good morning,” the sweaty man said cheerfully. “Sorry to wake you.”
Kip’s cheeks flushed. He dipped his head a bit so the brim of the stupid baseball cap would conceal it. God, the hottest man in the world is standing in front of me and I am wearing an apron and a strawberry baseball cap.
“You didn’t... I wasn’t...” Kip took a breath. Pull it together! “Sorry. Had a bit too much fun last night.”
The man raised an eyebrow. “On a Monday night?”
“Yeah, well, you know the life of a smoothie maker...live fast, die young, right?”
“So what’s good here?” the man asked, squinting at the menu.
“Um, there’s one with blueberries and pineapple and kale—but you can’t taste the kale, I swear! It’s good. I like it.”
“That would be the... Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?”
“Yeah. All the names here are kinda dumb.”
The man pointed a long finger at Kip’s name tag. “I like your name.”
“It’s, like, a nickname,” he said, as if the hot guy had asked him for further information. Which he had not. But Kip kept talking because that’s what he always did. “I mean, everyone calls me Kip. So it is my name. But not, like, my real name. It’s, um... Anyway. You want one of those blueberry smoothies?”
Kip got to work loading the blender with various frozen fruits and fresh kale. Fortunately it required focus, and then the machine was loud enough that he couldn’t talk over it. He glanced over it at the man, who was now standing with his hands on his hips, studying the uninspired photos of fruit that decorated the small space. Kip’s eyes didn’t know where to land, rapidly jumping from broad shoulders to ridiculously huge arms to a muscled back tapering into a trim waist to an ass that was frankly just—
Kip shook his head and turned off the blender. He fumbled for a plastic cup and filled it with blue smoothie. “Here you are, sir.”
“Seriously?” Kip asked, watching him take his first sip. Watching his pink lips fit around the straw.
“Yeah.” The man smiled. “We’ll call it a finder’s fee. This is delicious.”
Kip smiled back. “Glad you like it. Have a nice day.”
Kip felt a little giddy at the sound of his name coming from this man’s mouth. As his dream man exited, another man who was not nearly as attractive walked into the shop.
“Holy shit!” the new customer said, jerking a thumb toward the door. “That was Scott Hunter!”
The man looked at Kip like he was very dumb. “Scott Hunter.”
“What?” came a voice from behind him. Maria stood in the doorway to the back room. “Did I seriously miss Scott Hunter?”
“I don’t think... Do you really think that was him?” Kip asked.
The customer nodded. “Oh yeah. Definitely. Surprised he shows his face around town, the way he’s been stinking up the ice lately.”
“He’s not doing well?” Kip did have some awareness of who Scott Hunter was, of course—everyone did, sports fan or not. He was the star center and team captain of the New York Admirals. Three years ago he had led Team USA to Olympic gold. But Kip mostly knew him for his Hugo Boss ads. He was a big fan of those ads.
Kip liked hockey just fine, but he hadn’t been following the NHL too closely. Scott Hunter had always been, to his knowledge, celebrated and beloved in this town. The King of New York, really. But apparently Kip had missed something.
“Yeah, he’s been terrible this season,” the customer continued. “Hasn’t scored a goal since November! Don’t know what they’re paying him all that money for. They should trade the bum.”
“Well...” Kip said, not sure how to finish. It was ridiculous, but he felt personally offended by this guy’s criticisms, and was compelled to defend Scott Hunter. “Maybe he’s just going through some stuff.”
The customer snorted. “He can go through it in the summer. We’re not gonna make the playoffs this year if he keeps this shit up.”
Kip still felt inexplicably angry, but shrugged it off and gave the guy his smoothie so he would leave.
“I don’t know. Maybe. I mean, now that that guy mentioned it, I think it had to be. I was kind of distracted by how hot he was, but, yeah, he definitely looked like Hunter. And, uh, he gave me a huge tip.”
“How huge? We have to split it, you know.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. It was like a thirteen-dollar tip!”
“Must be nice.”
“Soooo,” Maria said, leaning over into Kip’s personal space, “he was hot?”
“Oh my god.” Kip grinned. “He was volcanic. He didn’t look real.”
“What was he wearing?”
“Workout clothes. He’d just been running, I think. Really tight workout clothes.”
“Oh my god.”
“Sure, that won’t be weird.”
Maria started loading the freshly chopped fruit and vegetables into the fridges. Kip helped. They worked quietly for a few minutes.
“Hey,” Kip said, “he said my name.”
“Who? Hunter? He actually said the word ‘Kip’?”
“Yeah,” Kip said dreamily.
“God, I’ll bet when he says it, it doesn’t even sound dumb.”
Kip threw a strawberry at her.
* * *
Kip saw the headline the next morning on the train: Night of the Hunter! He leaned forward a little to read the front page of the paper of the passenger sitting opposite him. Apparently Hunter had scored a hat trick last night and got two assists in a 7–1 trouncing of Washington. Kip smiled. He felt oddly proud of him.
Yeah, so nice that millionaire superstar had a good night. Sheesh.
The Admirals were playing in New Jersey tonight, the paper said. As Kip walked the two blocks from the train station to Straw+Berry, he thought about the last time he had been to an Admirals game. Must have been at least eight years ago. No, longer, because he’d never seen Hunter play except on television.
Jesus, am I just going to think about Scott Hunter all the time now?
He yawned as he took his key out and unlocked the door to the shop. He needed to find a job with a later start. Getting up before five to be at work before six was ridiculous. Especially for minimum wage.
“Your boyfriend had a good night last night,” Maria said as she restocked the orange bowl.
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Scott Hunter. Scored, like, a million goals or something.”
“Three goals,” Kip corrected her, “and two assists.”
“I’m not! I read the paper on the way here. It’s, like, big news or whatever.”
“Oh my god! You are mad crushing on him right now! You went home last night and Google-image-searched Scott Hunter, didn’t you?”
“Whatever. You are such a fanboy. So cute.”
“I hate you.”
At a little past ten, the door opened and Kip was once again faced with Scott Hunter in sweaty workout clothes.
This time Maria was there to witness it. “Holy shit.”
Kip elbowed her as subtly as possible.
“Good morning again, Kip,” the man who was definitely Scott Hunter said.
He looked amused. “I am.”
“That is so awesome,” Maria breathed.
“It’s, um,” Kip started, then switched courses. “Great game last night.”
“Thanks! Thought I might get another one of those blueberry smoothies. When something goes right in my game, I like to try to repeat what I did that day.”
“So...another blueberry smoothie, please.”
“Right!” Kip broke out of his trance and got to work making the smoothie.
Scott Hunter was, once again, wearing an absurdly tight Under Armour jacket and sweatpants. His hair was damp and mussed, and his skin was slightly flushed from exercise. Kip Grady was, once again, wearing a fucking dumb apron and a ball cap with a goddamn strawberry on it. But at least he wasn’t hungover this time.
He handed the star athlete his smoothie and tried not to focus too closely on the way his lips wrapped around the straw. It was difficult because Scott was looking directly at him as he took his first sip. His lips curved up a bit when he noticed Kip’s staring.
He raised the smoothie cup in a farewell salute, and then he left.
When Kip turned to Maria, her jaw was on the floor.
“‘Hopefully I’ll see you next game day’?” she said. “Are you kidding me?”
“He’s completely into you, Grady!”
Kip turned as red as the strawberry on his hat. “Oh, come on. That’s not what he meant.”
“Sure it isn’t.”
“I know that’s what he was saying on the surface, idiot, but that’s not all he was saying.”
“He’s not even... Oh my god. I can’t believe I’m talking about this. Scott Hunter is not into dudes. And he’s definitely not into dudes who work at smoothie shops.”
“If you say so.”
“I’m going to go back there and chop the pineapple,” Kip grumbled.
“Better check to make sure we have lots of blueberries stocked,” Maria singsonged after him.
* * *
Kip stood in the living room of his best friend’s Tribeca apartment, admiring the view of the Hudson River. He couldn’t even imagine what a place like this would cost.
Living in New York City was expensive, but Kip had a super impressive strategy that allowed him to work a minimum-wage job and manage to file his student loan payments on time each month: He still lived with his parents.
Yes, he was twenty-five. Yes, he had graduated university when he was twenty-two. But the thing was, history majors weren’t exactly being snapped up on the job market.
Kip had dreams. Aspirations. He wanted to work at one of the museums. Maybe move on to work at one in Europe one day. Maybe write a book or two. Maybe host a popular television show where he traveled the world and presented different important historic sites to the home viewers. Maybe consult on historical movies in Hollywood...
The owner of the apartment in which he now stood, Elena, had a real job and a life that seemed very adult compared to Kip’s. She was a cybersecurity engineer for Equinox Tech, one of the fastest-growing IT companies in the country. Kip did not know what exactly a cybersecurity engineer was, but it seemed to pay very well and it sounded impressive.
Elena was, hands down, the smartest person Kip knew. Besides being brilliant and funny, she was also stunningly beautiful—an unusual combination of her father’s Norwegian height and bone structure, and her mother’s Lebanese dark hair and olive skin.
Anyway, Elena had probably known he was gay before he did. She knew everything before he did.
“You need a roommate?” Kip asked, turning away from the windows.
“No,” she said. “Not ever.”
They settled themselves on her couch to eat Szechuan food (Elena did not cook). Kip had barely taken a bite before Elena casually said, “So. Who is he?”
“You’ve had a dreamy look on your face all night. Who are you thinking about?”
Kip’s face flushed. He poked at the noodles with his chopsticks. “No one.”
“Christopher.” Elena liked to use his real name when he was exhausting her.
“That doesn’t sound like me.”
“Do I know Scott Hunter? Not personally, no.”
“You’ve heard of him, though.”
“Okay. So he’s been coming by the shop.”
“The smoothie shop?”
“Yeah. The past couple of days. For luck, he says, because he played so well after he got a smoothie yesterday morning. So he came in today and got another one because they are playing again tonight.”
“He’s just... He’s really hot, is all.”
Elena’s lips twitched a bit, but she didn’t laugh. “That’s exciting.”
They continued to eat in silence. And Kip, who apparently could not be cool about this, lasted all of a minute before he blurted out, “He knows my name.”
Elena raised an eyebrow.
“That must have been a thrill.”
“Yeah, and, uh, he said he hopes to see me again. You know, like, if the smoothie works, or whatever.”
“The magic hockey smoothie?”
“Stop making fun of me.”
“I’m not! And I’ll tell you what else: We are watching that hockey game tonight.”
* * *
Kip was embarrassingly nervous watching the hockey game. Every hit Scott took, Kip flinched. Every shot Scott launched at the net, Kip held his breath. He wanted this game to go well for Hunter, and there was no point in kidding himself about why.
At the end of the first period, the score was tied 1–1. Scott stopped on his way into the dressing room for a quick interview. He pulled his helmet off, and his damp hair stuck out in all directions. Kip’s heart fluttered. Scott was drenched in sweat, even more so than when he came into the shop after his runs. Kip could see the glisten of it down Scott’s neck, into the red collar of his jersey.
Scott was saying words about strong defense and working as a team. His beautiful mouth hovered above the microphone, his blue eyes looking neither at the camera nor at the man interviewing him. It was like he was barely present at this interview, already wherever he’d rather be at that moment.
“He’s definitely attractive,” Elena said.
“Yeah...” Kip breathed.
The game stayed close for the second period. It wasn’t until the third period, when Scott scored two goals and assisted on one more, that the Admirals silenced the fans in the Newark arena. Kip was giddy.
“God, he’s incredible. That last goal, he probably shot that puck a hundred miles an hour, but it looked like slow motion.”
“He’s got talented hands,” Elena agreed, with a quirk of her lips.
She picked up her phone and typed something. “Next game is Saturday night at home against Tampa Bay,” she said. “Are you working on Saturday?”
He picked up his own phone and texted Maria. Are you working Saturday?
The response came a minute later. Yes?
Kip: Can I switch with you?
Kip: I’m scheduled for Friday. Let’s swap. Please?
Maria: Is this about Scott Hunter?!
Kip felt dumb, but he still typed, Maybe.
Maria: Jesus, Kip.
There was a pause, and she added, You’re working with Jeff.
Ugh. Jeff was the worst. Just really lazy and basically stoned all the time. Kip couldn’t even believe he still worked there.
But it would be worth it, because when the game ended, the score was 6–2 for the Admirals. Which meant Scott was going to be coming in on Saturday for sure.
Probably for sure.